入学大戏

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一些家长为了让孩子拼进我们这所好学校读书,可谓花样百出……教务处吴主任说在一次审核材料的时候,一家长捧着十月份才能到手的某房产单位的证明,要求给孩子办入学。吴主任拿出相关文件,解释说这不符合规定。刚刚还满脸堆笑的家长,一下子就拉长了脸,他急躁地扒拉开自己的衬衫,有意无意地露出身上的青龙刺青,然后明确告诉吴主任:“你现在就给我办!我儿子必须入学!咱白道黑道通吃,捏你一个小小的教务主任如同捏只蚂蚁!”然后,电话一打,呼啦啦来了十来个手臂有刺青的人物。吴主任对着一群“刺青”苦口婆心地解释:“把我捏死也没用啊,这些文件都是教育局市政府下达的,不要让我这 Some parents in order to make their children spell into our good school, can be described as a tricks ... Academic Affairs Director Wu said that in a review of the material, a parent holding a real estate unit in October to prove the hand, asking children to do Admission Director Wu took out the relevant documents, explaining that this does not meet the requirements. Parents just covered his face laughing, suddenly stretched his face, he impatiently pulled his shirt opened his eyes, intentionally or unintentionally exposed the body tattoos, and then clearly told Director Wu: ”You give me now ! My son must go to school! Let’s go down in white underworld, pinch you a little Dean just like a pinch ant! “And then, a dozen phone calls, Hula came to dozens of arm tattooed characters. Wu director of a group of ”tattoo “ earnestly explained: ”It is useless to pinch me dead, these documents are issued by the Municipal Education Bureau, do not let me
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