A
　　Jack：Yesterday I saw you running down the street pushing your bicycle.
　　Jim：Yes. I was late for an appointment（约会）and didn’t have time to get on（上车）.
　　B
　　Amy：Anne kissed me.
　　Mother：How nice！Did you kiss her back, dear？
　　Amy：Of course not. I kissed her face.
　　注：back有两解：①背部；②作为回报。
　　C
　　Teacher：It’s the law of gravity（重力）that keeps us from falling off the earth.
　　Sheila：What kept us from falling off before the law was passed？
　　注：law：①法律；②定律，法则。
　　D
　　Teacher：Now, class, are there any questions？
　　Dan：Yes. Where do these words go when you rub them off the blackboard？
　　E
　　Father：What did you learn in school today, son？
　　Son：I learned to say,“Yes, sir; no, sir; thank you, sir.”
　　Father：You did？
　　Son：Yes, sir.
　　F
　　Teacher：Sam, if you had three apples and ate one, how many would you have?
　　Sam：Three. Two outside and one inside.
　　G
　　Bud：I’m so late this morning because every step I took, I slipped（滑倒）back two.
　　Teacher：At that rate（那样的话）, you wouldn’t be here now.
　　Bud：Oh, I turned around and walked the other way.
　　H
　　Ann：I’m saving money to buy one of those small Japanese radios.
　　Nan：But can you understand what they’re saying？
　　I
　　Teacher：If you stood with your back to the north and faced due south（正南）, what would you be on your left hand？
　　Bess：Fingers.
　　J
　　Woman at movies：If my hat prevents you from seeing the picture, I’ll remove it.
　　Man：Please don’t bother（操心）.Your hat is funnier than the picture.
　　K
　　Taxi driver：Sorry, I forgot to turn on the meter（计程表）and I don’t know how much to charge you.
　　Passenger：That’s OK. I forgot to bring money, so I can’t pay you anyway.
　　L
　　Customer：What do these coins（硬币）mean in my soup？
　　Waiter：Well, sir, you said you’d stop eating here if there wasn’t some change in the food.
　　注：change：①改变；②零钱。
　　M
　　Harry：My face is my fortune（财产）.
　　Henry：You’ll never have to pay any income tax（所得税）.
　　N
　　Doctor：You’re coughing more easily this mornng.
　　Patient：I should. I’ve been practicing all night.
　　O
　　Mother：Please close the window, son. It’s cold outside.
　　Son：If I close the window, will it be warm outside？
　　P
　　Uncle Jack：Did you catch all those fish by yourself？
　　Smart Alex：Oh, no, I had a worm to help me.
　　Q
　　Ned：Pardon me for walking on your feet（踩了脚）.
　　Ted：That’s okay. I often walk on my own feet.
　　R
　　Student：Professor, why do you use three pairs of glasses？
　　Professor：Well, one is for close, one is for distance, and the third is to look for the other two.
　　S
　　Bill：Did you hear about the burglar（窃贼）at alarm（响警铃）？
　　Marty：No, what about it？
　　Bill：The burglar didn’t hear about it either. That’s why he’s in jail（坐牢）now.
　　T
　　Fred：My teacher does good bird imitations（模仿鸟的动作）.
　　Ted：What kind of bird？
　　Fred：She watches me like a hawk（鹰）.
　　U
　　Harry：Sorry you have a toothache. I’d have that tooth pulled if it were mine.
　　Larry：So would I, if it was yours.