“本年度诺贝尔奖得主:蒋XX,上台领奖”。此时全球人民都在注视着我,为我的专利发明——“植物超能生长剂”而欢呼雀跃。据统计,世界上每分钟就有一片足球场大小的树林被砍伐,环境破坏越来越严重。尽管大家每年都在植树种树,但是一棵小树苗要十年才能长成大树,所以是砍得快,种得慢…… “This year’s Nobel laureate: Jiang XX, accept the award ”. At this moment, people all over the world are watching me and cheering for my patented invention - “Super Growth Agent”. According to statistics, every minute of the world there is a piece of soccer-field-sized trees cut down and the environment destroyed more and more. Although we plant trees every year, a small tree needs ten years to grow into a big tree, so it is cut faster and grows slowly.