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如果……“如果我有一千万,我就能买一栋房子。我有一千万吗?没有。所以我仍然没有房子;如果我有翅膀,我就能飞。我有翅膀吗?没有。所以我也没办法飞;如果把整个太平洋的水倒出,也浇不熄我对你爱情的火。整个太平洋的水全部倒得出吗?不行。所以我并不爱你。”物归原主“您知道在哪能买到臭虫嶂螂?”“您要干什么?”“我要搬家了。但合同写得清清楚楚:将房子退还房东时,房间里的东西要与我住进去时一模一样,不得缺少任何东西。”马桶的威力1944年夏天,英国遭受空袭时,一
If ... “If I had ten million, I could buy a house. Do I have ten million? No, so I still do not have a house. If I had wings, I could fly. Do I have wings? No, so I have no way to fly, if the entire Pacific water is poured out, I pour out the fire of love for you, and the whole Pacific water is pouring out, no, so I do not love you. Return to the original owner ”“ ”What do you want? “ ”I want to move, but the contract is clearly written: When the house is returned to the landlord, the room Everything is exactly the same as when I live in, with nothing missing. "The Power of the Toilet When the British attacked the summer of 1944,