世界上有千千万万个父亲,就有千千万万种教训孩子的方法。和同学聊天时,谈及童年那段“血泪史”,我突然惊讶地发现,在一个个“竹光竿影”、“泪雨吼风”的故事中,我爸的那套“刑法”是最另类、最搞笑的。要从很小日寸候说起的话,爸治我闹脾气的第一招可称作“隔离术”。要隔离,自然是隔离我和妈妈。小时候的我,扮演的差不多就是“家里龙,外面虫”或者“跟屁虫”之类的角色。因此,只要在我视力范围内再也找不到第二个像我妈一样的“救星”,有的只是一双瞪大的眼睛、一副生气的面孔,我这条“龙”不出三秒必成“虫”,除了乖乖讨饶,别无出路。到了小学,我的思维日渐活跃,胆子却不见长进。那日寸候最喜欢的一样东西就是“长着两只水泡眼,心脏 There are thousands of fathers in the world. There are thousands of ways to teach children. When I chatted with my classmates about the “history of blood and tears” in my childhood, I was suddenly surprised to find that my father’s “criminal law” was the most Alternative and funniest. If you want to start from a small day, Dad’s first trick to temper my tantrums can be called “separation.” To isolate, it is natural to isolate me and my mother. When I was a child, I played almost the same role as “family dragon, outside worm,” or “a follower.” Therefore, as long as I can’t find the second “savior” like my mother within my sight, there are only a pair of big eyes and an angry face. This “dragon” is no longer than three seconds. Must become “bug”, in addition to begging Rao, there is no way out. At elementary school, my thinking gradually became more active and courageous but I did not see improvement. The one thing I liked the most about that day was "With two blisters and a heart