今天我蹲厕所出来,老婆一把抢过我的手机看了看,然后走进厕所,随后气呼呼地出来对我说:“你这个没良心的东西,不得好死。”我赶紧问怎么了?老婆说:“你竟然背着我和别的女人聊天。”我立刻保证没有,老婆给了我一个嘴巴子,我也有些生气了,让老婆拿出证据,老婆吼道:“第一,你从厕所出来,我没听到冲水的声音,说明你没大小便;第二,我进厕所闻了闻,也没有烟味,说明你没在里面偷偷抽烟。第三,前两种可能性都排除,就只剩下玩手机一种可能性;第四,刚才你进厕所前手机还有87%的电量,出来还有84%,证明不是在看视频,而 Today I squat the toilet out, my wife grabbed my cell phone looked, and then walked into the toilet, and then angrily came out to me and said: ”You are the thing without conscience, do not die.“ ”I quickly asked how My wife said: “You actually carrying me and other women chatting.” “I immediately promised no, my wife gave me a mouth, I am also somewhat angry, so my wife took evidence, his wife shouted: ”First, you come out from the toilet, I did not hear the sound of flushing, that you did not urinate; Second, I smell the toilet into the room, there is no smoke, that you did not secretly smoke inside .Third, The first two possibilities are ruled out, leaving only the possibility of playing a mobile phone; fourth, just before you go to the toilet there is 87% of the phone, out of 84%, that is not watching the video, and