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Why Is He Howling？
Dentist： Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient： I know， but you are standing on my foot！
他为什么喊叫？
牙医：请不要大喊大叫的，我还没碰你的牙呢。
患者：我知道，可你正踩着我的脚呢。
A Useful Way
Father： Jack， why do you drink so much water？
Jack： I have just had an apple， Dad.
Father： What's that got to do with it？
Jack： I forgot to wash the apple.
好方法
爸爸：你干嘛喝这么多水呀？
杰克：爸爸，我刚才吃了个苹果。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？
杰克：我忘了洗苹果了。
Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep， narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other， the woman leans out of the window and yells “pig！！” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies， “Witch！！” They each continue on their way， and as man rounds the next corner， he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
豬还是女巫
一个男人驾车行驶在陡峭狭窄的山路上，一个女人从另一个方向驾车而来。他们错车而过时，女人从车窗伸出头来叫道：“猪！！”男司机立即从车窗伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”随后，他们各自继续前行。然后男人在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。
I've Come to Install the Phone
A young businessman had just started his business， and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there， he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy， the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally， he hung up and asked the visitor， "Can I help you？" The man said， "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
我是来安装电话的
一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停地甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。
最后，他终于挂了电话，问来客：“有事儿吗？”那个人回答：“我是来给您安装电话的。”
Dentist： Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient： I know， but you are standing on my foot！
他为什么喊叫？
牙医：请不要大喊大叫的，我还没碰你的牙呢。
患者：我知道，可你正踩着我的脚呢。
A Useful Way
Father： Jack， why do you drink so much water？
Jack： I have just had an apple， Dad.
Father： What's that got to do with it？
Jack： I forgot to wash the apple.
好方法
爸爸：你干嘛喝这么多水呀？
杰克：爸爸，我刚才吃了个苹果。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？
杰克：我忘了洗苹果了。
Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep， narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other， the woman leans out of the window and yells “pig！！” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies， “Witch！！” They each continue on their way， and as man rounds the next corner， he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
豬还是女巫
一个男人驾车行驶在陡峭狭窄的山路上，一个女人从另一个方向驾车而来。他们错车而过时，女人从车窗伸出头来叫道：“猪！！”男司机立即从车窗伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”随后，他们各自继续前行。然后男人在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。
I've Come to Install the Phone
A young businessman had just started his business， and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there， he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy， the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally， he hung up and asked the visitor， "Can I help you？" The man said， "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
我是来安装电话的
一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停地甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。
最后，他终于挂了电话，问来客：“有事儿吗？”那个人回答：“我是来给您安装电话的。”