子弹最密集的地方上校:“杰克,我告诉你,在战场上,一个勇敢的士兵总是出现在子弹最密集的地方,你懂吗?”杰克:“我懂,上校先生。”上校:“那你应该在战场上的什么地方?”杰克:“在弹药车上。”醉汉一个海军军官在公共汽车上站在司机旁边而不坐下来,以免弄折熨得笔挺的制服。一个有酒意的人上了车,走到军官身旁,拉拉他的衣袖,说要买张车票。军官没理会他。但醉汉锲而不舍,于是军官转身说: Colonel: “Jack, I tell you, on the battlefield, a brave soldier always appears in the most bulging place of the bullets, do you understand?” “Jack: ” I understand, Mr. Colonel. “Colonel:” So where should you be on the battlefield? “” Jack: “on the ammunition car.” Drunkard A naval officer stood next to the driver in a bus instead of sitting down, Pretty uniform. A caring man got into the car, went to the officer’s side, pulled his sleeve and said he wanted to buy a ticket. The officer ignored him. But the drunkard persevered, so the officer turned and said: