1. A Forgetful Man
　　A man who was tired out went to bed as soon as he reached home. Suddenly it occurred to him that he had intended to do something that evening. But as he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for a long time. Finally the thing came to his mind. “My God!The original(起初的) plan was to go to bed early!” he said depressingly(沮丧地).
　　
　　2. A Good Boy
　　A boy asked his mother for one yuan. His mother asked, “What are you going to do with the money?”
　　“I am going to give it to a poor old lady,” he answered.
　　“You are a good boy,” said the mother proudly, “Here is one yuan. But why are you so interested in the old lady?”
　　“She is the one who sells ice-creams.”
　　
　　3. Dad Is Still Growing
　　Tom: Are you still growing, Dad?
　　Dad: No, Ij’m old. But why do you ask this?
　　Tom: Because the top of your head is coming through your hair!
　　
　　4. All You Need Is a Rest
　　Doctor: I’ve examined you thoroughly. All you need is a rest.
　　Woman: Why, Doctor, I need medicine. Look at my tongue.
　　Doctor: That needs a rest, too.
　　
　　(山东 于 莹 供稿)