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幽默短语★你在精神病院实习,一天忽有一精神病患者手持一把菜刀向你追来,你转身就跑,直到跑进一条死胡同,你心想这下完了。这时那个病人说:给你刀,该你追我了!★上网时间过长,请注意用眼卫生。按我说的做:请将头旋转360度,用牙齿咬住耳朵,其间对眼20次。★对你的思念一天又一天,孤单的我还是没有改变,美丽的梦何时才能出现,亲爱的好想再见你一面,可是我找寻不到你被关在哪个精神病院!★老鼠的梦想:把猫都拖进洞里咬死。乌鸦的抗议:天下黑的就是我们吗?狼的计划:明天弄张羊皮披上。你呢?
Humor phrase ★ You have an internship in a psychiatric hospital. Suddenly, one psychiatric patient holds a chopper and chases you to you. You turn around and run until you run into a dead end. You think this is over. Then the patient said: to your knife, you chase me! ★ Internet access is too long, please pay attention to eye health. According to what I said to do: Please rotate the head 360 degrees, with teeth bite the ears, during which the eye 20 times. ★ miss you day by day, I still have not changed alone, when the beautiful dream to appear, dear want to see you again, but I can not find you in which mental hospital! ★ Mouse’s dream: Cats are dragged into the hole to kill. Raven’s protest: The dark is us? The plan of the wolf: Fold the sheepskin tomorrow. What about you?