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1、有个朋友吃苹果不撕标签,直接不咬那一块儿。2、如果标题超过一行,有人就不会读。3、因为懒得把裤子提起来,我已经在马桶上坐了45分钟。4、我是用激光笔关灯的,我用激光笔照在灯的开关上,我的猫就扑上去,灯就关了。5、打电话给餐厅,叫他们让服务员到我这桌来。6、冬天,夜晚,被尿憋醒实在不想出被窝,那时正好来着大姨妈,用着姨妈巾,想着电视广告的大排量,应该没问题可以吸收。结果……证明广告都是唬人的。
1, there is a friend to eat Apple does not tear labels, do not bite that piece directly. 2, if the title more than one line, some people will not read. 3, because I’m too lazy to lift the pants, I have sat on the toilet for 45 minutes. 4, I use a laser pen off the light, I use the laser pen in the light switch, my cat rushed to go, the light is off. 5, call the restaurant, ask them to let the waiter to my table. 6, winter, night, being awoke, did not really want to get out of bed, then just come with aunt, with aunt towel, thinking about the large displacement of television advertising, there should be no problem can be absorbed. Results ... ... prove that advertising is bluffing.