“你为什么没有做作业?”“一架猴国航班降落在我家院子里;”一个失控的机器人摧毁了我们家;“小精灵们藏起了我所有的铅笔;”巨型蜥蜴入侵了我们小区。“……26条异想天开的爆笑理由,会让老师相信这一切 ”Why did not you do your homework?“ ”A Monkey King landed in my yard.“ ”A runaway robot destroyed our home.“ ”Elves hid all my pencils.“ ”Giant Lizard invasion of our community. "...... 26 whimsical joke, will let the teacher believe it all