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古代有一则笑话,说的是一位捐班(由捐钱谋取职位的人)去谒见上司,上司问:『责治风土如何?』捐班答:『并无大风,更少尘土。』问:『春花如何?』答:『今春棉花每亩二百八。』问:『绅量如何?』答:『卑职身量足穿三尺六。』问:『百姓如何?』答:『白杏只有两棵,红杏不少。』捐班答非所问,上司恼羞成怒,大声叱责:『混蛋,我问的是黎庶。』捐班吓得发抖,连忙答道:『梨树甚多,结果甚少。』上司哭笑不得,指着桌子喝道:『我不是问你梨杏,我是问你小民!』捐班赶紧站起来说:『卑职小名叫狗儿。』
In ancient times, there was a joke about a class who donated money to get a job to see the boss. The supervisor asked, “What about the local government?” Donated: “There is no wind and dust. Q: “What about spring flowers?” A: “This spring cotton is 200 per mu. 』『 Q: How is the amount of ? ? 』 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 答 : Q: ”How are the people?“ A: ”There are only two white apricots and a lot of red apricots.“ 』After the class answer is not asked, the boss is furious, loudly scolded: ”Asshole, I asked Li Yi. 』Fee shook with fear of class, quickly replied: ’There are many pear trees, and the results are few. The boss cried and smiled, pointing to the table and shouting: “I’m not asking you pear apricot, I’m asking you Xiaomin!” Donation class quickly got up and said: “The underserved nickname is called a dog.” 』