比不了周末,小海赖在被窝里不肯起床。妈妈叫道:“懒虫,都几点了,太阳都晒屁股了,你还在睡觉?快起床!”小海用被子盖住头,狡辩道:“昨晚太阳6点就睡觉了,可我10点才睡啊!”绝对安静课堂上,老师说:“同学们,现在请大家保持绝对安静,静得连一根针落在地上也能听到。”过了一会儿,全班都安静下来了,突然,一个男生尖叫道:“老师,扔针吧!”(广西桂平市寻旺乡中心小学六(1)班李锦祥提供) Weekends, the sea reluctant to get up in the blanket. Mother shouted: “lazy insects, all the time, the sun is sun-dried buttocks, and you are still sleeping? Get up! ” Small sea covered with a quilt, quibble: “Last night the sun 6:00 to sleep, I can not sleep at 10 o’clock! ”“ Quietly in class, the teacher said: ”Students, please keep quiet now, and you can even hear a needle falling on the ground.“ ”After a while, The whole class was quiet, and suddenly, a boy screamed: “Teacher, throwing a needle!” (Provided by Li Jinxiang at XUNWANG Central Primary School, Guiping, Guangxi)