1、美国上午投票,下午就知道谁是总统了。朝鲜人蔑视地对美国人说:“我们不用投票,小时候就知道了。”俄罗斯人淡淡一笑:“我们总统当累了当总理,总理当累了当总统。”一个古巴人疑惑地看着他们,弱弱地问:“哥,领导人还能换啊?”伊拉克人大声回答说:“能换,怎么不能换!自己不换,美国人给你换!” In the morning, the United States will vote and in the afternoon know who the president is. The North Koreans contempt the Americans: “We do not have to vote, we know when we were young.” “The Russians have a faint smile:” Our president is tired as prime minister and the prime minister is tired as president. “A Cuban puzzled Looked at them weakly and asked: ”Brother, leaders can change ah?“ Iraqis replied loudly: ”Can change, how can not change! Do not change their own, the Americans change to you!"