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读者朋友们,快来挑战你的笑点吧!读完所有笑话还未发笑即为挑战成功。你也可以将自己或身边的趣事、笑话发送到[email protected],就有机会刊登在杂志上哦。抢座位同桌早上一来,就趴在桌子上睡觉。老师正在讲课,他突然站起来拿起饭盒就往外跑。全班同学一片迷茫,老师一声厉喝,他反应过来又坐回去了。全班同学爆笑,后来我问他那究竟是在干吗,他说:“我做梦梦到吃饭,就跑去抢座位了。”您肯定舍不得科学课上,老师对同学说:“大家看,这里有一杯硫酸,我把一枚银币放进去,它会不会溶化?”小明大声喊道:“不会!”“为什么?”“因为如果溶化了,您肯定舍不得。”老师晕倒。
Reader friends, Come and challenge your grin! Now that all jokes have not been laughed, the challenge is a success. You can also own or around the anecdotes, jokes sent to [email protected], have a chance to publish in the magazine, oh. Grab the seat the same morning in the table, lying on the table to sleep. The teacher is lecturing, he suddenly stood up and picked up the lunch box ran out. The whole class a confused, the teacher heard loudly, he responded and sit back. The classmates comedy, and later I asked him what exactly is doing, he said: “I dream of eating, ran to grab the seat.” You certainly reluctant to science class, the teacher said to his classmates: “everyone Look, here’s a cup of sulfuric acid, I put a silver coin into it, it will not dissolve? ”Xiao Ming shouted: “ No! ”“ Why? ”“ Because if melted, you are sure Reluctant. ”The teacher fainted.