握哪只手螃蟹和蜈蚣参加相亲会。见面后,螃蟹一直低着头。蜈蚣不满地说道:“你真没礼貌,都不知道与异性第一次见面应该握手!”螃蟹紧张地回答:“握……握你哪只手?”换我来一次,我和同学打架,被老爸追着狂揍。老妈拉住老爸,说:“别揍了,看你都满头大汗了!”我总算松了一口气,结果老妈抽出皮带,说:“换我来。” Which hand to take crab and centipede to participate in blind date. After meeting, crabs have been bowed head. Centipede dissatisfied said: “You’re rude, do not know the first meeting with the opposite sex should shake hands!” “Crab nervous answer: ” Grip ... which hand you hold? “For me to come again, I Fight with classmates, chased by dad crazy beat. Mom pulled the father, said: ”Do not beat, and you are sweating profusely!“ ”I finally relieved, the result of the mother pulled out the belt, said: “ for me. ”