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1.老师:蒸一个包子一分钟,蒸九个包子要多久?小明:九分钟?老师:你傻呀!你们家蒸包子一个一个蒸呀?小明:那我问你,吃一个馒头一分钟,吃十个馒头呢?2.老师:诸葛亮上知天文下知地理,精通奇门八卦,阅读的各种书籍无数。小明:老师,有本书他肯定没看过!老师:哦,你说说是什么书?小明:《三国演义》。3.老师:有没有长大想当老师的?全班惟独小明没举手。老师:小明,你长大想当什么啊?小明:老师,我想……想当校长!
1 teacher: steamed bun a minute, steamed nine buns to how long? Xiaoming: nine minutes? Teacher: You stupid! Your steamed buns steamed one by one? Xiaoming: Then I ask you to eat a steamed bun for a minute, Eat ten buns it? 2. Teacher: Zhuge Liang know astronomy under the geography, mastery gimmicky, reading a variety of books countless. Xiao Ming: teacher, he certainly did not read this book! Teacher: Oh, what is your book? Xiao Ming: “Three Kingdoms.” 3. Teacher: Have you ever wanted to become a teacher? Teacher: Xiao-Ming, what do you want to be when you grow up? Xiao-Ming: Teacher, I think ... I want to be the principal!