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一日老友相逢,谈及旧时官场,友人问:最巧妙最有效的马屁术是什么?我不假思索的答道,投其所好呗!友人追问:哪你说当官的最喜欢什么?我说,官人自然是一爱权、二爱钱了。友人曰,你顶多说对了一半,官人爱权、爱钱不假,但一般人不能助官人升官,也不见得希罕你送的那些钱,最高超的媚术是献美,即送漂亮妞。此言一出,举座轰然。我这位朋友却似成竹在胸,滔滔不绝地说了个故事——光绪年间,段芝贵任天津讲武堂教习,常为官卑职小犯愁。一天读到一则南宋人程松献妓求官的记载,得了启发,
One day old friend meet, talked about the old officialdom, my friend asked: What is the most clever and most effective ass technique? I replied without thinking, chant their best chant! Friends ask: where do you say when the officer’s favorite? I said that government officials are naturally a love right, and two love money. Friends say, you say half to the right, the government love the right, love the money is not fake, but most people can not help official promotion, nor the rare you send the money, the highest super-Mei technology is sacrifice, that is, Pretty girl This remark came out, the seat crash. My friend is like a bamboo shooter, gushing to tell a story - Guangxu years, Duan Zhigui teach martial arts in Tianjin, often cautious. One day read a Southern Song Dynasty prostitutes prostitutes seeking records, inspired,