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师生幽默老师:“请你解释一下,悲剧与喜剧有什么关系?”学生:“当没有人买票看喜剧的时候,喜剧就是一场悲剧。”记性真好在一堂历史课上,老师正在讲孔子周游列国的故事。她讲完之后说:“这段历史距我们两千多年了。”坐在后面的涛涛听后,眼睛突然睁得溜圆,惊讶地喊道:“我们老师的记性真好!”家长一位小学生在填一张表格,他问:“老师,家长姓名是写爸爸还是写妈妈的?”老师答道:“谁说话算数就写谁吧。”学生自语道:“那只能写我自己了。”
Teacher humorous teacher: “Please explain, what is the relationship between tragedy and comedy?” Student: “Comedy is a tragedy when no one buys votes to watch comedy. ” Memory is really good in a history lesson On, the teacher is talking about the story of Confucius traveling around the world. After she finished, she said: “This history has been two thousand years away from us.” After Tao Tao sitting in the back, his eyes suddenly ran round and shouted in surprise: “The memory of our teacher is really good Parents of a primary school students fill in a form, he asked: ”teacher, parents name is to write dad or write mom? “ The teacher replied: ” Language: “It can only write myself. ”