真正的女汉子女汉子老婆回到家,见面就嚷:“老公,我在公交车上遇见小偷,他从我身边一过我就发现手机没了。丫的下车还想跑,我追出一站地,逮住一顿暴揍,那小子死活不承认。翻遍他全身也没找到我的诺基亚,小偷求我说:‘大姐,你随便挑一个吧。’我就拿了一个苹果5回来了。”老公:“老婆,你忘带手机了,你那诺基亚在床上……” The real female man and woman wife home, meet to shout: “husband, I met the thief in the bus, he came from me once I found the phone gone. Ah get off want to run, I chase out One stop, caught a violent beat, the boy did not recognize life and death .Red his body did not find my Nokia, the thief said to me: ’Sister, you just pick one.’ I took an apple 5 Back. ”“ Husband: ”wife, you forget the phone, your Nokia in bed ... "