人为刀俎,我为鱼肉。砧板上的鱼,仿佛天生良善、柔弱、无辜,一如因无知而落难的处女。但处女一般的鱼,有时亦会引发塌天巨祸。北宋天宝九年(公元976年)四月,晚餐桌上的一条鱼让南唐江州(今江西九江)都指挥使胡则大人大发雷霆。作为一城最高军事长官,胡指挥使好吃鲜鱼,但今晚这鱼不但不鲜,而且滋味复杂。鱼不好吃,做鱼的厨子就得出来解释一下,但这个厨子偏偏期期艾艾说不清楚。胡长官放下筷子,操起刀子,厨子顿时被五花大绑塞到了鬼头刀下。就在厨子即将人头落地之时,胡夫人转出屏风高喊了一 Human knife 俎, I am fish. The fish on the cutting board seem to be naturally good, weak and innocent, just as the virgin who fell into displeasure because of ignorance. However, the virgin fish can sometimes cause catastrophe. Northern Song Dynasty Tianbao nine years (AD 976) April, a fish on the dinner table for Southern Tang Jiangzhou (now Jiangxi Jiujiang) command made Hu adults furious. As the highest military officer in one city, Hu commanded delicious fish, but tonight the fish is not only fresh but also complex in taste. The fish does not taste good, and the fish cooks come out to explain, but the cook did not know why the period of AI Ai. Hu Changguan put down chopsticks, manipulate the knife, the cook was suddenly tied to a stupid knife. As soon as the kitchen was about to end, Mrs. Hu turned out the screen and shouted one