先说个笑话:一个幼儿园老师给小朋友上课,说:“小朋友,大家看看,图片上有什么?”小朋友纷纷低下头,撩起衣服看。老师感到奇怪,再说了句:“小朋友,图片上有什么呀?”小朋友参差不齐地说:“有肚脐眼!”原来,老师说“图片”这个词,语音不准,成“肚皮”了。再说一个真实的事儿:我在一个幼儿园里,看一个老师带中班小朋友活动,每当整队时,她喊“立正”,听去是个“立整”。和那位老师熟悉了,我对她说:“‘立正’的‘正’字 First to tell a joke: a kindergarten teacher to children’s class, said: “Children, we see, what’s on the picture?” Children have bowed their heads and lifted their clothes to see. The teacher was weird, and then said something: “Children, what’s on the picture?” The children said unevenly: “There is an navel!” It turned out that the teacher said “picture” is a word that is not allowed to be “belly” . Say a real thing: I was in a kindergarten, to see a teacher with middle class children activities, when the whole team, she shouted “stand up”, it sounds like a “set up.” I was familiar with the teacher, and I said to her: ’The correct word’ is ’correct.’