How does a chick do that?
　　One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.
　　"It’s wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn’t it? "the teacher said.
　　"Yes, sir."said one of the boys, "But it would be more wonderful if we know how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."
　　
　　小鸡是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的
　　
　　一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。
　　“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙吗?”老师说。
　　“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”
　　
　　Coincidence
　　
　　A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
　　"What a terrible voice! "he said, "Do you know who she is? "
　　"Yes, "was the answer. "She is my wife."
　　"Oh, I beg your pardon." the man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."
　　"I did." was the answer.
　　
　　巧合
　　
　　一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：
　　“多难听的嗓音!”他说，“你知道她是谁吗?”
　　“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
　　“噢，请你原谅。”客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”
　　“是我。”男士回答道。