时间当代。地点随意变幻空间。人物母60多岁。男30多岁。女20多岁。[幕启,男女同上。女在市里举办调演之际,男我们哥俩荣幸地登台献艺,女给朋友们表演一段小戏,男女名字叫《接妈》。母(边上边说),接我也不去!女哎哎?(推母)下去!男下去!女刚来点情绪,男你就上来搅戏,女我都怀疑他的演技,男根本不配跟我们搭戏,男女一边去。母你们俩不说接妈,我能上来?男拉倒吧,你连公母都不分,还敢上台来演戏?女听好啦,我们接的是妈,不是爹!母这还不容易,只要戴上专利帽,性别立刻改造。你看咱这两步走,再看看咱这两步跑,正宗的老太太,还裹着小脚。这妈像不像样?来点掌声,我再给你亮个相——咚七、大七、咚七大七咚。哎呀,差点造台下去!男女啊!反串呀!母现在演戏兴反串儿,不看内里看表面儿,只要外表看着像,你别管里边啥零件儿。咋样? Time is contemporary. Location random space change. Character mother more than 60 years old. Male 30 years old. Female 20s. [Curtain Kai, men and women Ibid. The occasion of the girl in the city held a percussion, the male and the female of our brothers honored to perform on stage, women to perform a little show to friends, men and women called “pick mom.” Female (just said), pick me not to go! Female hey hey? (Push the mother) down! Male go! Female just come point emotions, men you come up to play the game, the woman I suspect his acting skills, men do not deserve Take the game with us, men and women go. Mother you both do not say pick mom, I can come up? Male pull down, you are not even the mother and daughter, dare to come on stage to actress? Female Listen Well, we pick the mother, not the father! Mother it is not easy, Just wear a patent hat, gender immediately transform. You see, we go these two steps, let’s take a look at these two steps we run, authentic lady, also wrapped in small feet. This mom is not like? To a little applause, I’ll give you a bright appearance - boom seven, big seven, boom seven big seven boom. Oh, almost make the stage go! Men and women ah! Anti-string it! The mother is now acting Xing anti-string children, do not look inside to see the child, as long as the appearance looks like, you do not control what parts inside children. Zeyang?