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人生行事什么都有经验,大便也不例外。 出门三带:钥匙、钞票、手纸。前者不表,这钞票手纸与大便密切相关,尤其是手纸。不少人有此习惯:在家久无反应,出门一走动就要拉屎。这是因为行走能加强肚肠蠕动,促进排便。城里好办,多数公厕收费给纸。但郊野陋厕可不行,总不能拿钞票摘树叶用吧?相传少年张献忠在四川野便,误扯火叶擦屁股,直疼得呼天叫地。据说他后来“杀四川”有此一因。可见出门带手纸,有时比带钱还重要。 找厕所,俗话说:尿胀可行千里,屎胀寸步难行。顺口溜道:“屎胀如救火,急忙上厕所,走进去一看,客满!”那急、那难受,恐怕谁都有过体验。这出门找厕所能说不是一件大事?然而厕所在任何城市都是罕
What to do in life have experience, stool is no exception. Go out with three: key, banknote, toilet paper. The former does not mean that this banknote paper and toilet paper are closely related, especially toilet paper. Many people have this habit: no response at home for a long time, go out to move shit. This is because walking can enhance abdominal motility, promote defecation. The city easy to handle, most public toilets pay for paper. But suburban toilets can not do, can not pick banknotes pick leaves with it? Legend has it that Zhang Xianzhong teenager in Sichuan wild, mistreating the leaves rub the butt, straight pain was terrified. It is said that he later “killed Sichuan” has this reason. Can be seen with toilet paper, sometimes more important than with money. To find the toilet, the saying goes: diastolic feasible miles, feces swelling step difficult. Jingle: “Excretion, such as fire fighting, rushed to the toilet, walked in to see, full!” That urgency, that uncomfortable, I am afraid that no one has had the experience. It is not a big deal to go out to find a restroom, but restrooms are rare in any city