晒屁股被老爹忽悠屁股要晒太阳才打得响,于是每天中午放学回家后的第一件事就是跑到后院脱下裤子晒屁股。现在想想,就算打得响又有什么用?电视爆炸小时候,老爸为了不让我跟他抢电视看,就严肃地说,遥控器按错了电视机会爆炸。于是很长一段时间我都不敢碰。一天我在床上蹦啊跳啊,一不小心踩到了遥控器,我心想,完了,就赶紧跟老爸说:“电视马上就要爆炸了,救救我。”老爸还假 Sun butt father Fudge buttocks to the sun to play only ring, so go home every day after noon the first thing is to go to the backyard to take off pants sun butt. Now think about it, even playing a ring and what is the use? TV explosion, Dad in order not to let me grab him watching television, it is serious to say that the remote control press the wrong television will explode. So for a long time I can not touch. One day I jumped up and down in bed ah, accidentally stepped on the remote control, I thought, finished, and quickly said with the father: “TV is about to explode, save me. ” Dad still fake