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去年冬天的时候,我缩在被窝里跟花火史上逻辑最差的作者讨论她的新小说《你好,守护神》中的高智商男主角要如何表白。大概是室内零下的恶劣环境让作者灵光一闪,然后写出了一条独具匠心的告白“200×12×(100-21)=189600,房子200平×每平暖气费×共度余生=一世的忠诚和爱。”啊喂,这种类似于“我是你的什么?你是我的暖气片”的酷炫表白真的好吗?(不夏:请问这个表白高智商的点在哪里?爱丽丝:好想住进有暖气的房子,好想找个男生,也能承包我下半生的暖气费,呜呜,南方冬天的冷,北方人不会懂……)
Last winter I was in bed and talked to the author, who had the worst logic in the history of fireworks, how to deal with the high IQ men in her new novel “Hello, Patronus.” Probably the poor indoor environment so that the author Emmanuel flash, and then write a distinctive confession 200 × 12 × (100-21) = 189600, house 200 flat per week heating costs × spend the rest of my life = I loyalty And love. “” Hey, this is similar to “What am I yours? You are my radiator ” cool confession really good? (Not summer: May I tell you where the point of high IQ Alice: Really want to live in a heated house, really want to find a boy, but also to contract my heating costs for the rest of my life, hum, the cold winter in the south, the northerners will not understand ...)