我和董焱已经结婚十多年了,上初中的儿子读寄宿制学校,平日家里就我们两口子,日子过得四平八稳。一日闲来无事,到他的博客去关注一下。董焱近半年的博客都围绕着情人打转,他笔下的情人年轻漂亮、性感妩媚、善解人意……在董焱的笔下,我疏于打扮、过日子精打细算、唠叨起来没完没了、对他管手管脚。看完,我陷入了沉思。一个周末晚上,我把董焱的工资卡还给他,郑重其事地对他说:“从现在起,我不做老婆了,做你的情人。”董焱张大嘴巴说:“老婆,你说什么呢?你没事吧!”我笑意盈盈地说:“我做老婆总是不及格,试试做 Dong Yan and I have been married for more than ten years, junior high school son read boarding school, weekdays at home we couple, life flies smoothly. One day nothing else, to his blog to look at. Dong Yan blog about half a year around the lover turn, his pen lover young and beautiful, sexy, charming, considerate ... ... In Dong Yan’s pen, I neglect to dress, live a careful plan, nagging up indefinitely to him Tube pin. After reading, I fell in thought. One weekend evening, I returned Dong Yan’s salary card to him and said solemnly to him: ”From now on, I will not be my wife, be your lover.“ Dong Yan opened his mouth and said: Wife, what are you talking about? Are you okay! ”“ I said with a smile: ”I always fail my wife, try to do