吃蟹顾客:“服务员,为何这只螃蟹少了一条腿?”服务员:“先生,是这样:水生动物打架,那是经常发生的事情……”顾客:“那请你把打赢的那只螃蟹拿来给我好了! ”栩栩如生一顾客打电话给毛巾厂厂长:“贵厂生产的毛巾上印的喜鹊图案,真是栩栩如生啊! ”厂长高兴地说:“太感谢了! ”“我用毛巾一擦脸, 喜鹊马上就飞到我的脸上了. ”顾客接着说. Crab customer: “Waiter, why the crab less one leg?” Waiter: “Sir, is this: aquatic animal fights, that is what happens ...” Customer: “That you win the only Crab brought to me! ”Live a customer call the towel factory director:“ Your factory production of the towel on the printed magpie pattern, really lifelike ah! ”The director said happily:“ Thank you so much! ”“ I wiped my face with a towel and the magpie flew right into my face, ”the customer continued.