首先声明一下，此“猪八戒”不是《西游记》里的“猪八戒”。此“猪八戒”（为了叙述和阅读的方便，下文不再加引号），乃本人曾经的同桌，名曰朱坚强。因其肥头大耳貌似猪悟能，并且鼻梁上架一副厚厚的酒瓶底儿，再加上平日里言谈举止酷似老猪，故美其名曰猪八戒，或曰“现代 First of all, declare that this “Pig of Pig” is not the “Pig of Pig” in “Journey to the West”. This “Pig Bian” (for the sake of narrative and reading convenience, no quotation marks below), is the same table I once was, named Zhu Jianqiang. Because of its plump appearance, it looks like a pig, and a thick bottle of wine is added to the bridge of the nose. Plus, on weekdays, the conversation is similar to that of an old pig.