学生狗剩风风火火来到班主任的办公室说,老师,我爸今天要来找您了解我的情况,希望您配合一下,只说对的,莫说错的。班主任问,为啥?狗剩说,上级领导明天要来检查,您不也要求我们只说对的,莫说错的吗?班主任说,是。狗剩说,为了不说错,我们现在先演习一遍。我爸要是问,我买了《百分创关》没有?您就说,买了。我爸要是问,订了牛奶没有?您就说,订了。班主任疑惑,说,不对呀,你不是没买《百分闯 The student dog is in full swing to the class teacher’s office, said the teacher, my dad today to find you understand my situation, I hope you cooperate with, just right, not wrong. The teacher asked, why? Dog left to say, superiors to check tomorrow, you do not ask us to say right, do not say wrong? The teacher said yes. The dog left to say, in order not to say wrong, we are going to exercise again. If my dad asked, did I buy “Perceived Credentials?” Did you say, bought? My dad asked, ordered milk not? You say, booked. Class teacher puzzled, that is not right, you are not not bought, "Chuang Chuang