今天是我做贼的第一天,行窃过程并没有想像中那么困难,我甚至是轻而易举地偷到了我人生中的第一个钱包。包里除了几张人民币之外还有一张当天电影票,电影的名字叫《天下无贼》。看一场电影也许是不错的选择,失主不会想到来电影院找我吧。做贼也不容易啊!瞧瞧人家黎叔,不但身手 Today is my first day as a thief. The burglary process was not as difficult as imagined. I even stole the first purse in my life with ease. In addition to a few renminbi, the bag includes a movie ticket for the day. The name of the movie is “The World Is Thief-Free.” Watching a movie may be a good choice, and the owner will not think of coming to the cinema to find me. It’s not easy to be a thief!