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A
Customer: What are these pennies (硬币)in my soup?
Waiter: Well, sir, you said you’d stop eating here ifthere wasn’t some change in the food.
B
Hal：Grandma cured (治愈)Grandpa of biting his nails (咬指甲).
Sal：How did she do it?
Hal：She hid his false teeth(假牙).
C
A：Pardon me, sir, but do you know the way to the post office?
B：No, I’m afraid I don’t.
A：Well, it’s two blocks up this street and three blocks to the right.
D
Mr Jones: If Mr Simmons comes in to see me today, tell him I’m out.
Receptionist：Yes, sir.
Mr Jones：And don’t let him catch(发觉)you doing any work, or he won’t believe you.
E
Tom：Did you mark(做记号)the spot where you caught all those fish?
Sam：Yes, I put a bix X on the side of the boat.
Tom：But suppose(假定)we don’t get the same boat next time.
F
Customer：There’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter：What do you want us to do—have a funeral(葬礼)？
G
Doctor：You’re coughing more easily this morning.
Patient：I should. I’ve been practicing all night.
H
Mr Jones：Why can’t I park(停车)here?
Policeman：Read the sign(告示).
Mr Jones: I did. It says,“Fine for parking.”so I parked.
注：fine有两个含义：①好的；②罚款。
I
Mrs Upton：(to new maid女仆)Will you make me up tomorrow morning?
New maid：Certainly, madam—just ring me.
J
LittleBobby: I’ve got a stomachache(胃痛).
Aune Tess：That’s because you haven’t eaten and your stomach is empty, so is hurts.
Little Bobby：Now I know why Uncle Harry has headache all the time. His head must be empty too.
K
Father(spanking 打……的屁股son)：The only reason l’m punishing you is because I love you.
Son：I’m sure glad if you hate me.
L
Nancy：Our new next-door neighbour must be very poor.
Karen: Why do you say that?
Nancy: You should have heard the big fuss they made when their baby swallowed(吞)a penny.
注：make fuss 大惊小怪
M
Ned: Pardon me for walking on your feet.
Ted: That’s okay.I often walk on them myself.
注：walk on one’s feet 踩……的脚
N
Jess：A snowball hit my hat and I didn’t feel it one bit.
Tess：How come?
Less：Because I lent my hat to Carl to wear.
O
Ron：Are Ted’s feet big?
Don：I don’t know. I’ve never seen him with his shoes off.
P
Aunt(to nephew)：My dear, you’ve put on some weight(增加体重)，haven’t you?
Nephew：I hope so. I only weighted 8 pounds when I was born.
Q
Teacher: Who was the first man to travel around the earth?
Boy: The man in the moon.
Customer: What are these pennies (硬币)in my soup?
Waiter: Well, sir, you said you’d stop eating here ifthere wasn’t some change in the food.
B
Hal：Grandma cured (治愈)Grandpa of biting his nails (咬指甲).
Sal：How did she do it?
Hal：She hid his false teeth(假牙).
C
A：Pardon me, sir, but do you know the way to the post office?
B：No, I’m afraid I don’t.
A：Well, it’s two blocks up this street and three blocks to the right.
D
Mr Jones: If Mr Simmons comes in to see me today, tell him I’m out.
Receptionist：Yes, sir.
Mr Jones：And don’t let him catch(发觉)you doing any work, or he won’t believe you.
E
Tom：Did you mark(做记号)the spot where you caught all those fish?
Sam：Yes, I put a bix X on the side of the boat.
Tom：But suppose(假定)we don’t get the same boat next time.
F
Customer：There’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter：What do you want us to do—have a funeral(葬礼)？
G
Doctor：You’re coughing more easily this morning.
Patient：I should. I’ve been practicing all night.
H
Mr Jones：Why can’t I park(停车)here?
Policeman：Read the sign(告示).
Mr Jones: I did. It says,“Fine for parking.”so I parked.
注：fine有两个含义：①好的；②罚款。
I
Mrs Upton：(to new maid女仆)Will you make me up tomorrow morning?
New maid：Certainly, madam—just ring me.
J
LittleBobby: I’ve got a stomachache(胃痛).
Aune Tess：That’s because you haven’t eaten and your stomach is empty, so is hurts.
Little Bobby：Now I know why Uncle Harry has headache all the time. His head must be empty too.
K
Father(spanking 打……的屁股son)：The only reason l’m punishing you is because I love you.
Son：I’m sure glad if you hate me.
L
Nancy：Our new next-door neighbour must be very poor.
Karen: Why do you say that?
Nancy: You should have heard the big fuss they made when their baby swallowed(吞)a penny.
注：make fuss 大惊小怪
M
Ned: Pardon me for walking on your feet.
Ted: That’s okay.I often walk on them myself.
注：walk on one’s feet 踩……的脚
N
Jess：A snowball hit my hat and I didn’t feel it one bit.
Tess：How come?
Less：Because I lent my hat to Carl to wear.
O
Ron：Are Ted’s feet big?
Don：I don’t know. I’ve never seen him with his shoes off.
P
Aunt(to nephew)：My dear, you’ve put on some weight(增加体重)，haven’t you?
Nephew：I hope so. I only weighted 8 pounds when I was born.
Q
Teacher: Who was the first man to travel around the earth?
Boy: The man in the moon.