有辆车逆行老公给老婆发短信:“老婆,开慢点,刚才收音机里说高速上有一辆车子逆行。”老婆回复:“何止一辆,一路上我看到好多车都在逆行。”爷爷的表情家里来客,爷爷给客人泡茶,结果老花眼把小木耳当茶叶泡了。不一会儿,在客人的注视下茶碗盖被泡大的木耳缓缓顶起,至今我都忘不了爷爷的表情。用酒精消毒弟弟晚上喝酒,回家时遇到交警查酒驾。被拦下后他主动问交警:“受伤了用酒精消毒算不算酒驾?” There is a car retrograde husband to his wife send text messages: “wife, open slowly, just radio that there is a car on the high speed retrograde. ” His wife replied: “no more than a car, along the way I saw a lot of cars are retrograde . ”Grandpa’s expression home visitors, my grandfather to the guests tea, the results of presbyopia small fungus as tea bubble. A moment later, under the watchful eyes of the guests, the bowl cover was slowly raised by the big fungus, so far I can not forget my grandfather’s expression. Disinfection with alcohol brother drinking at night, go home and encounter traffic police check drunk driving. He was stopped after the initiative to ask the traffic police: “injured alcohol disinfection is not considered drunk?”