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先讲一个笑话,有一个人想自杀,站在一幢高楼的楼顶上,下面围观者人山人海。但这个人偏偏又不跳下来,惊动了消防队。消防队员上去救援时,他却说:“你们上来我就跳下去!”消防队员不上去吧,他又不跳下来。这样磨了好长时间,下面有位老太太终于等不耐烦了,在下面叫嚷:“你要跳就快点跳嘛!跳完了,我还要去买菜呢!”大家不要笑,上一次我们说到,赚钱好比登山,登山还应该具备登山的工具,比如冰斧、背包、
First talk about a joke, there is a person who wants to commit suicide, standing on the roof of a tall building, the crowd of people below the sea. But this person happens not to jump off, alerted the fire brigade. When the firefighters went to rescue, he said: “I’ll jump when you come up!” The firefighters did not go up, and he did not jump down. So a long time to wear, the following is an old lady finally impatient, cried out below: “You have to jump to jump it! Jump finished, I have to go shopping for it!” Do not laugh, the last time We talk about making money like climbing, hiking should also have the tools to mountaineers, such as ice ax, backpack,