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陪我们一起长大的加菲猫，转眼间都28岁了，按中国的属相看，他属马(不过看起来可一点儿也没有马的特性和优点)。他得到许许多多年轻人的喜爱。你是否也和加菲猫一样，肿着眼泡、身材丰满、好吃懒做、贪睡午觉？测测你和加菲猫的相似指数，如果怕结果和你想像中的一样，就自己偷偷测，别让别人看见哦！
1．凭良心讲，你的个性其实是有点懒惰的。YES→2 NO→3
2．有人形容过你的泡泡眼看起来像加菲猫。YES→4 NO→5
3．在所有的朋友当中，你是吃的最多而运动最少的。YES→6 NO→5
4．懒得运动的你，连走到巷口的便利店都嫌远。YES→6 NO→5
5．有时候会一个人自言自语，一直碎碎念个不停。YES→9 NO→7
6．不只爱看电视，还喜欢窝在沙发里看电视。YES→9 NO→8
7．每天一定要睡午觉，不然下午做事没精神。YES→11 NO→10
8．吃大餐还是做运动？你的答案永远是吃大餐！YES→12 NO→11
9．仰卧起坐，听过、看过，却从来没做过！ YES→13 NO→12
10．有一个滚圆的肚子，但是从来不觉得害羞。YES→15 NO→14
11．总也睡不够，即使你醒着，也想睡。YES→14 NO→12
12．吃东西习惯狼吞虎咽，每餐不用10分钟就解决。YES→15 NO→13
13．你会吃掉所有你可以看到的食物。YES→BNO→D
14．有定期量体重的习惯，体重增加时就会设法减肥。YES→D NO→B
15．就算再忙，每天还是会抽空做运动。YES→D NO→C
■加菲猫指数分析
A．加菲猫指数90％：你根本就是加菲猫
基本上不用怀疑，你就是一只披着人皮的大肥猫。惟一不同的是：你有人的身份证，证明自己不是猫。
B．加菲猫指数75％：随时可以替补上去
虽然及格但还不算很完美，多吃少做一点，你定可突飞猛进加入肥猫一族的行列。赶快反省一下自己的生活习惯吧！
C．加菲猫指数50％：某些时候会现出原形
游走在边缘是一件很痛苦也很危险的事情，一旦放弃，加菲猫指数会瞬间暴增。希望你远离肥猫的世界，好好做人。
D．加菲猫指数20％：你是个正常的人类
加菲猫对你永远不会产生任何生活上的不良影响，加菲猫惟一能做的就是用它肥胖的身躯为你带来快乐时光。
The cat Garfieldgrew up togetherwithusisnow 28 years old. As China’s animal sign, Garfield was born in the year of Horse. （But he has not any characters and merits of horse at all.）He is popular with so many youngpeople. Butare you incommon with him, with swolleneyes , a round body, love eatingand sleeping ?now hereis a test ,which can tell you how many similaritiesdo you have withhim ?
1. From the bottom of your heart , youhave some lazy nature inyourself . YES→2 NO→3
2. There has been a guy said your lazy eyes look likeGarfield .YES→4 NO→5
3. Among all your friends , youare always the one who eats themost ,but does the least sports. YES→6 NO→5
4. You are so lazy that you even feel go down the street to a storeat the end ofthe road is too tired . YES→6 NO→5
5. Sometimes , you speak to yourself ,again and again ,and hardly to stop .YES→9 NO→7
6. Love not only to watch TV ,but also to watch on sofa .YES→9 NO→8
7. You need a sleep at every noon , or else , nothing can be done in the afternoon . YES→11 NO→10
8. To eat or to exercise ? Youranswer is the former for ever .YES→12 NO→11
9. Sit-up , has been heard and seen ,but never been done.YES→13 NO→12
10. Have a big tripe ,but never feel ashamed . YES→15 NO→14
11. You are always sleeping , even when you are awake ,you feel you need to sleep. YES→14 NO→12
12. Eating too fast , solving every meal in 10 minutes.YES→15 NO→13
13. No food can get away from your eyes .YES→BNO→D
14. Have a habit to weigh yourself . Once it increases , make every effort to lose weight.YES→D NO→B
15. You are never too tired to do sports.YES→D NO→C
Theanswers:
A. index number 90%:You are a fat cat.
There is no doubt anymore. You are in fact a fat cat in a skin of human being.
B. index number 75%:Always ready to be.
Passed but not perfect ,eat more and do exercise less ,you are always to be Garfield.
C. index number50%:Can be sometime
You are between yes or no ,and once give up ,you canbe him rapidly.
D. index number20%:You area common human.
What Garfield can do to you is to give you happiness with his round body.
记忆词卡
1. be popular with被……所喜欢， 受……的欢迎
如:Garfield cat is popular with us.加菲猫很受我们的欢迎。
2. too...to... 太……而不能……
如:Youare too young to go to school .你还太小不能去上学。
最爱链 ：加菲猫语录
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives who have not relations with you.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会儿吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning in the same way.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
Hard work never killed anybody. But I won’t prove this by myself.
努力工作不会导致死亡。不过我不会用自己去证明。
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作好几个小时。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,3个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就像铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
1．凭良心讲，你的个性其实是有点懒惰的。YES→2 NO→3
2．有人形容过你的泡泡眼看起来像加菲猫。YES→4 NO→5
3．在所有的朋友当中，你是吃的最多而运动最少的。YES→6 NO→5
4．懒得运动的你，连走到巷口的便利店都嫌远。YES→6 NO→5
5．有时候会一个人自言自语，一直碎碎念个不停。YES→9 NO→7
6．不只爱看电视，还喜欢窝在沙发里看电视。YES→9 NO→8
7．每天一定要睡午觉，不然下午做事没精神。YES→11 NO→10
8．吃大餐还是做运动？你的答案永远是吃大餐！YES→12 NO→11
9．仰卧起坐，听过、看过，却从来没做过！ YES→13 NO→12
10．有一个滚圆的肚子，但是从来不觉得害羞。YES→15 NO→14
11．总也睡不够，即使你醒着，也想睡。YES→14 NO→12
12．吃东西习惯狼吞虎咽，每餐不用10分钟就解决。YES→15 NO→13
13．你会吃掉所有你可以看到的食物。YES→BNO→D
14．有定期量体重的习惯，体重增加时就会设法减肥。YES→D NO→B
15．就算再忙，每天还是会抽空做运动。YES→D NO→C
■加菲猫指数分析
A．加菲猫指数90％：你根本就是加菲猫
基本上不用怀疑，你就是一只披着人皮的大肥猫。惟一不同的是：你有人的身份证，证明自己不是猫。
B．加菲猫指数75％：随时可以替补上去
虽然及格但还不算很完美，多吃少做一点，你定可突飞猛进加入肥猫一族的行列。赶快反省一下自己的生活习惯吧！
C．加菲猫指数50％：某些时候会现出原形
游走在边缘是一件很痛苦也很危险的事情，一旦放弃，加菲猫指数会瞬间暴增。希望你远离肥猫的世界，好好做人。
D．加菲猫指数20％：你是个正常的人类
加菲猫对你永远不会产生任何生活上的不良影响，加菲猫惟一能做的就是用它肥胖的身躯为你带来快乐时光。
The cat Garfieldgrew up togetherwithusisnow 28 years old. As China’s animal sign, Garfield was born in the year of Horse. （But he has not any characters and merits of horse at all.）He is popular with so many youngpeople. Butare you incommon with him, with swolleneyes , a round body, love eatingand sleeping ?now hereis a test ,which can tell you how many similaritiesdo you have withhim ?
1. From the bottom of your heart , youhave some lazy nature inyourself . YES→2 NO→3
2. There has been a guy said your lazy eyes look likeGarfield .YES→4 NO→5
3. Among all your friends , youare always the one who eats themost ,but does the least sports. YES→6 NO→5
4. You are so lazy that you even feel go down the street to a storeat the end ofthe road is too tired . YES→6 NO→5
5. Sometimes , you speak to yourself ,again and again ,and hardly to stop .YES→9 NO→7
6. Love not only to watch TV ,but also to watch on sofa .YES→9 NO→8
7. You need a sleep at every noon , or else , nothing can be done in the afternoon . YES→11 NO→10
8. To eat or to exercise ? Youranswer is the former for ever .YES→12 NO→11
9. Sit-up , has been heard and seen ,but never been done.YES→13 NO→12
10. Have a big tripe ,but never feel ashamed . YES→15 NO→14
11. You are always sleeping , even when you are awake ,you feel you need to sleep. YES→14 NO→12
12. Eating too fast , solving every meal in 10 minutes.YES→15 NO→13
13. No food can get away from your eyes .YES→BNO→D
14. Have a habit to weigh yourself . Once it increases , make every effort to lose weight.YES→D NO→B
15. You are never too tired to do sports.YES→D NO→C
Theanswers:
A. index number 90%:You are a fat cat.
There is no doubt anymore. You are in fact a fat cat in a skin of human being.
B. index number 75%:Always ready to be.
Passed but not perfect ,eat more and do exercise less ,you are always to be Garfield.
C. index number50%:Can be sometime
You are between yes or no ,and once give up ,you canbe him rapidly.
D. index number20%:You area common human.
What Garfield can do to you is to give you happiness with his round body.
记忆词卡
1. be popular with被……所喜欢， 受……的欢迎
如:Garfield cat is popular with us.加菲猫很受我们的欢迎。
2. too...to... 太……而不能……
如:Youare too young to go to school .你还太小不能去上学。
最爱链 ：加菲猫语录
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives who have not relations with you.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会儿吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning in the same way.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
Hard work never killed anybody. But I won’t prove this by myself.
努力工作不会导致死亡。不过我不会用自己去证明。
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作好几个小时。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,3个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就像铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。