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要学英语学生:我不明白,为什么我们非要学英语?老师:因为世界上有一半人都会说英语。学生:难道还嫌少吗?首先你得是一头猪夏天很热,小明一进教室就大喊:“我都要热成烤猪了!”全班同学淡定地说:“首先你得是一头猪。”
To learn English students: I do not understand why we have to learn English? Teacher: Because half of the world can speak English. Student: Is it still too rare? First of all, you have to be a pig in the summer is very hot, Xiao Ming shouted into the classroom: “I have to become a roast hot! ” Class classmates calmly said: “ It’s a pig. ”