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A Dollar Per Point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
一天，教授对学生进行大考。他将所有试卷发给学生后，便回到讲台等候。等考试结束时，所有学生将试卷交给他。教授发现其中一个学生竟在试卷中附上了100美元和一张字条，写道，“一美元一分。”下次上课时，教授将考卷发下去。那名学生收到了自己的卷子和64美元找零。
I Couldn’t Digest So Many Apples
Doctor gravely: “If you want to enjoy a long life, each time you feel like a drink. Eat an apple instead.”
Patient: “Sorry, I couldn’t digest so many apples.”
我消化不了这么多苹果
医生严肃地说： “如果你想活得长久，就在每次想喝酒的时候，吃一个苹果。”病人说，“实在抱歉，我恐怕消化不了那么多苹果。”
Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG!!”The man immediately leans out of his window and replies,“WITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner; he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
猪或女巫
一位男士驾车沿着一条陡峭而狭窄的山路上山。一位女士驾车沿着同一条路下山。当他们碰到时，女士斜出车窗大叫了一声“猪！！”男士马上也伸出窗外回了句“巫婆！！”随后，两人继续上路，等男士转到下一拐角时，在马路中间撞上了一头猪。
Is This a Question？
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question? ” A student wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The students received an “A” on the exam.
这是个问题吗？
一位哲学系的大学生正在进行他的第一场考试。卷面上有一行简单的问话：“这是个问题吗？”学生写道：“如果那是个问题，那么这就是个答案。”结果他拿到了“A”。
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
一天，教授对学生进行大考。他将所有试卷发给学生后，便回到讲台等候。等考试结束时，所有学生将试卷交给他。教授发现其中一个学生竟在试卷中附上了100美元和一张字条，写道，“一美元一分。”下次上课时，教授将考卷发下去。那名学生收到了自己的卷子和64美元找零。
I Couldn’t Digest So Many Apples
Doctor gravely: “If you want to enjoy a long life, each time you feel like a drink. Eat an apple instead.”
Patient: “Sorry, I couldn’t digest so many apples.”
我消化不了这么多苹果
医生严肃地说： “如果你想活得长久，就在每次想喝酒的时候，吃一个苹果。”病人说，“实在抱歉，我恐怕消化不了那么多苹果。”
Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG!!”The man immediately leans out of his window and replies,“WITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner; he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
猪或女巫
一位男士驾车沿着一条陡峭而狭窄的山路上山。一位女士驾车沿着同一条路下山。当他们碰到时，女士斜出车窗大叫了一声“猪！！”男士马上也伸出窗外回了句“巫婆！！”随后，两人继续上路，等男士转到下一拐角时，在马路中间撞上了一头猪。
Is This a Question？
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question? ” A student wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The students received an “A” on the exam.
这是个问题吗？
一位哲学系的大学生正在进行他的第一场考试。卷面上有一行简单的问话：“这是个问题吗？”学生写道：“如果那是个问题，那么这就是个答案。”结果他拿到了“A”。