我刚刚从部队退伍回来,妈妈没完没了地唠叨,说我没用,不如妹妹优秀。说起妹妹真烦人,每天晚上都要我去接送,好像她是一只天鹅,满街都是癞蛤蟆要吃她似的!今晚送妹妹去剧院,她似乎比往常高兴。她说:“送你一张我们剧院的票,500元一张呢!”“这大冷天,谁会去看你们剧院的狗屁歌舞?500元一张,不如直接给钱让我去打一场麻将。”我说。妹妹一听撅了嘴巴:“我领衔主演,还能没人去看?”离很远就能看见剧院的灯火辉煌,把那条街都装饰得十分气派。可 I just came back from the army, my mom nagging endless, that I useless, as good as my sister. Speaking of sister really annoying, every night I have to pick up and send, as if she is a swan, toadstools are to eat her! Tonight to send my sister to the theater, she seems to be more than usual. She said: “Send you a ticket to our theater, a 500 yuan!” “This is a cold day, who will go to see your theater cheers? 500 yuan a, it is better to give me money directly Go play a mahjong. ”I said. My sister heard a mouthful: “I lead starring, but also no one to see?” "From a very far away you can see the lights of the theater brilliant, the street is decorated with great style. can