1“师傅,快帮我追上前面那辆出租车,我给你两百!”司机说“好嘞”然后拿起对讲机“喂,老张,你停一下……”2一位施主对方丈说:“师父,我已经看破红尘,愿意皈依佛门……”方丈生气地说:“你每个月来一次,是有多抠门为省一次理发钱!”3富翁临死前对俩儿子说:“你们去砍柴,看谁砍得又多又快。”大儿子就拿刀上山去砍柴,二儿子则把刀磨得锋利后才去砍柴。果然二儿子砍得最多,富 1 “Master, help me catch up in front of the taxi, I’ll give you two hundred! ” The driver said “good 嘞 ” And then pick up the intercom “Hey, Zhang, you stop for a moment 2 A donor to his abbot said: ”Master, I have seen the red dust, willing to convert to Buddhism ... “ Abbot said angrily: ”You once a month, is how stingy for the provincial haircut money! “ 3 The rich man said to his sons before he died: ”You go to cut firewood and see who cut more and faster." The eldest son took a knife up the hill to cut firewood, and the second son cut the knife sharply before cutting it . Sure enough, the second son cut most, rich