亲爱的孩子们:还记得我吗?我是那个又累又气的受气包。你们每天说我坏话,还不理我。我是那个一周七天、一天24小时唠叨你们的悍妇。我是那个坏脾气的家伙,咒骂和绝望都那么多。我是那个悲催的家伙,自打你们出生就再也没睡上一个好觉。是的,我就是这样一个人。我要告诉你们,我要去露营,会离开一段时间。在我离开前,有几件事儿你们得知道。我在你们每个人的卧室里放了一个篮子,用来 Dear children: Do you still remember me? I am the tired and invigorating air bag. You say me bad words every day, still ignore me. I am the shy woman who nagged 24 hours a day, seven days a week. I am that grumpy guy, with so much cursing and desperation. I am the sad reminder of the guy, since you were born, no sleep on a good feeling. Yes, I am such a person. I want to tell you, I want to go camping, I will leave for some time. There are a few things you need to know before I leave. I put a basket in each of your bedroom to use