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肩负“教书育人”重任的教师,无论是撰写情书还是喜联,也是三句话不离本行,且构思新颖别致,语意双关,读来十分风趣:一某中学一年轻未婚女教师不仅相貌出众,且文字工夫也相当了得。探得该老师网址后,众年轻男教师在网上竞演《好逑传》。语文老师E-mail说:“你是春天的云,你是夏夜的星,你是午夜轻柔的舞步,你是山间潺潺的小溪。”女教师回E-mail:“我的天啊,你是惟独不爱我这个人!”数学老师E-mail说:“你是正数,我是负数,我们都是有理数,这是天生的一对。”女教师E-mail说:“如果我做了无理的事,你还会有理吗?”
Regardless of the compilation of love letters or xianye, but also three sentences not far from the bank, and the concept of novelty, pun intended, very interesting to read: a certain middle school a young and unmarried female teachers not only Looks outstanding, and writing time is also quite amazing. After exploring the teacher’s website, all the young male teachers competed online for “Good News”. Language teacher E-mail said: “You are the spring cloud, you are the summer night’s star, you are gentle dance at midnight, you are the murmuring mountain stream.” “Female Teacher E-mail:” I God, you’re the only one who does not love me! “Math teacher E-mail said:” You are positive, I am negative, we are all rational numbers, and this is a natural pair. “” mail: “If you did something irrational, would you be justified?”