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Cosmopolitan: Do you consider your condition a blessing or a curse[诅咒]?
Atchoum: It’s a blessing, of course. Because of my condition, I am like a king!
C: How does it make you feel when people laugh at you or call you scary?
A: I take it in stride[从容不迫]. When I rule the world, it will be me who is laughing.
C: How do other cats react to you and your condition?
A: So far, other cats have accepted me as their overlord[霸王].
C: As a cat with werewolf syndrome, are you better at getting along with dogs than other cats?
A: I get along with everyone. Dogs just as much as cats have accepted me as their superior[上级].
C: Are you magical? Can you grant wishes?
A: I am not a unicorn[独角兽].
C: Are you ambitious[有雄心的]? What are your goals?
A: My ambition is to be a role model for those who are troubled with their physical appearance. My goal is to help the world to understand that it is OK to be different. Being different is what makes us all special.
C: Does your condition make it difficult for you to groom yourself? Is that ever frustrating[令人沮丧的]?
A: I have a human slave that grooms me. I don’t waste time on such tedious[沉闷的] things.
C: What do you wish humans knew about cats that they don’t already?
A: That we totally make fun of them when they use baby talk. We have our own secret YouTube channel full of viral videos注. Quite the entertainment I must say. Keep it up humans, you crack us up[让人大笑]!
一岁的啊啾是一只来自加拿大魁北克省的波斯猫。它身上极其凌乱的长毛是由一种罕见的、从未在猫身上发现的激素失调引起的,这种多毛症也被称为“狼人综合征”。多毛症会令毛发不停地快速生长,并让爪子变厚,但这已经阻止不了啊啾统治世界的步伐。这只猫(除了呼噜声,他还会说法语和英语)的日程安排得可满了—它要梳毛,当模特,再梳毛。它在百忙之中抽出时间,接受了Cosmopolitan.com的采访,向我们讲述了一只世界名猫的心路历程。
时尚网:你觉得你的身体状况是福还是祸呢?
啊啾:这当然是福啦。正因为这种状况,我才活得像皇帝一样!
时尚网:有人笑你或说你恐怖的时候,你有什么感觉?
啊啾:我很淡定。等我统治了世界,笑的人就是我。
时尚网:其他猫对你和你的身体状况有何反应?
啊啾:目前为止,其他猫已经接受我是他们的霸王这个事实。
时尚网:作为一只患有狼人综合征的猫,和其他猫相比,你和狗会相处得好一些吗?
啊啾:我和所有人都相处得很好。狗和猫差不多,已经接受了我比它们高级的事实。
时尚网:你有魔力吗?可以成全愿望吗?
啊啾:我又不是独角兽。
时尚网:你有野心吗?你有什么目标?
啊啾:我的理想是成为那些备受外表困扰的人的楷模。我的目标是帮助这个世界明白到,和别人不同没什么大不了。跟别人不同才让我们所有人变得特别。
时尚网:你的身体状况会让你在梳毛的时候产生困难吗?这是否让你沮丧?
啊啾:我有奴隶帮我梳毛。我可不会浪费时间在这种无聊的事情上。
时尚网:除了人类已经知道的外,你希望他们对猫还有什么其他认识?
啊啾:(我希望他们知道)他们学小孩说话的时候我们会取笑他们。我们在Youtube上有自己的秘密频道,里面全是病毒视频。我不得不说,视频真的好欢乐。继续努力吧,人类,你们让我们笑翻了!
注:病毒视频是指在网上获得极大点击率、如病毒般在电子邮件和即时消息中广为流传的视频。