Doctor and Lawyer
　　A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided1 on a country road. The lawyer， seeing that the doctor was a little shocked， offered him a drink from his flask2.
　　The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer.
　　“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself？” asked the doctor.
　　“Sure， after the police leave，” replied the lawyer.
　　医生与律师
　　一个医生与一个律师在乡间路上撞了车，律师看医生受了点惊吓，就把酒瓶递给他。
　　医生喝了一口，把酒瓶递回律师。
　　“你自己不喝一口吗？”医生问。
　　“我会喝的，不过要等警察走了以后。”律师回答。
　　Lawyer and Engineer
　　A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean3.
　　The lawyer said，“I’m here because my house burned down， and the insurance4 company paid for everything.”
　　“That’s quite a coincidence5，” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house were destroyed6
　　by a flood， and my insurance company also paid for everything.”
　　The lawyer looked somewhat confused7. “How do you start a flood？” he asked.
　　律师与工程师
　　一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。
　　律师说：“我到这里是因为我的房子被大火烧了，保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。”
　　“这太巧了，”工程师说，“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了，保险公司也赔偿了所有的损失。”
　　律师看起来有些困惑，“你是怎么引起洪水的？”他不解地问。
　　In the Supermarket
　　The man approached8 a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said， “You know， I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a few minutes？”
　　“Why？” she asks.
　　“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman， my wife appears out of somewhere.”
　　在超市里
　　在一个超市里，一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的女士，对她说：“我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊会儿天吗？”
　　“为什么呢？”她问。
　　“因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时，我的妻子就会不知从什么地方冒出来。”