以前,同学们悄悄地给我起了两个外号:懒惰的“小八戒”和粗心的“丁丁”。其实,叫我“天下第一懒”也不冤枉。我特别懒,妈妈说我还是婴儿的时候连奶都懒得吃,宁可饿着也不吸奶。长大了,在家里什么也不干,在学校从来不打扫卫生,就连老师命令我倒一下垃圾,我都要偷懒逃跑。说起粗 In the past, the students quietly gave me two nicknames: lazy “Little Eight” and careless “Tintin.” In fact, calling me “the world's first lazy” nor wronged. I am particularly lazy, my mother said I was a baby even too lazy to eat milk, rather not suck milk hungry. Growing up, doing nothing at home, never cleaning at school, and even the teacher ordered me to dump the garbage, I have to run away lazy. Speaking of crude